if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
I’m falling apart again but I’m too tired to care.
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
fuck the cops amirite
If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing